GrowingOlderHopeWiser

I puke just because I can on your one-inch rug, you try to hide

You jump as if it’s such a surprise

You try to bribe me with your fancy toys.

I’ll take the box instead, oh boy!

Feed me, human, what are you waiting for?

 It’s half past a second

From feeding time!

It’s 3 am, Meow time, wake up, human

The night is all mine, watch me drive you crazy

What are you lazy?

Here, let me help you with your balance

I’ll walk across your feet, good recovery

Don’t close the door, I’ll keep you company while you pee

Wait, here comes a hairball, made you jump, false alarm

I love your new chair. I want to stroke it with my claws, 

just a little on the arm

I rub my face on your doors. I like to decorate

I flick the litter on the floor

Chew those fancy Beats you so adore

What’s that box for? Get in there, no way!

Catch me if you can

I’ll slice you, human, don’t even try

You just don’t get it, human

Wait!! That’s not fair.

See if you have any peace now, Meowww!!

I left a present on your bed